Monday, April 12, 2010

Gang, Hey

Gang, hey. Yes, it is me again with my hot of hottest blogsz. In fact, this could be my most controversial EVER.

Day 2 - Brushed teeth this morning. Ate breakfast afterwards. Mondaysz!
Mid-morning - Spilled HOT coffee on my shirt. I said it would be HOT. And it wasz.
Afternoon - Too busy closing big deal. No time for lunch. What bad economy? Get out of the way for PROgress folks.
Later afternoon - Dozed off at my desk.
Later again, but not quite as late as early evening - Awake, but moving slowly. Dow Jones up and so am I.
Time to head home. Out of my way people. I'm heading to my castle!!!

Does anyone know who won the golf tournament?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hey Gang

Hey gang, it's me. I'm finally out here in cyberspace blogging my ace off, not to be confused by i.asimov. Well, I have so much to say that I can't wait to get started. Wow! I don't know whether to start with the political "scene" in America, or maybe a little artistic venture for all of you "creative" types. How about some sports, y'all. Did anyone hear about that big stadium in Texas called Texas got blowed up real well or good today. Yes, but it's hard to celebrate when we have politicians in Washington doing things that I don't agree with!! Are you with me?

Well, I hope that this my first blog has been as thought provoking as it was emotionally agonizing to me to write for you. A real cathartic experience. I feel...different. Warm, in fact. But not fuzzy.

Don't forget your milk money kids. This is me signing off for now but not forever because I plan to write another blog, of course. If you think this one was hard hitting just hold on to your seat belts.